A little break

Rather than some more ranting about some video game, Today I'd like to take a break with some thought provoking questions we should all consider:

* Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
* Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?
* Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
* Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
* Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
* Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
* How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
* In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
* How can there be self-help “groups”?
* Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
* If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
* When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
* Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
* How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
* Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
* Why is a professional who invests your money called a “broker”?
* If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
* Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
* Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn’t it be called an inlet
* Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
* Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
* If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?